Ningen's Blog Without a Cause

 Before the Verdict Size Calcs When it comes to series with large-scale feats of destruction and speed, a common talking point is just how large the relevant areas are. When such information isn't clearly presented, size calcs are used to figure things out. This allows a more accurate measure can be achieved...in-theory. In-practice, its a complete mess. Most creators don't bother to give locations specific sizes because it doesn't matter to the story they're trying to tell. Even when they do, said measurements are constantly changing due to the inherent flexibility of writing and especially illustration. Thus, most size calcs rely on measuring pixels ratios in specific shots and applying them to others, utilizing sparse character measurements and the occasional statements on location for reference. This leads to results clearly beyond what the author and any reader is conveying and thinking of respectively. That on its own wouldn't be a deal-breaker, but the same ...

Death Battle Prediction: Kaeidiot Vs. Johnny Tahu - Dawn of Wannabe MCs No edit, I really don't have the fucks to give for this one. Is the Matchup Good? And with that, we've hit half of the matchups this season having the same problem: fine in a vaccum, bad with context (then again, the record was 100% until Bakugo Vs. Reze, which just sucked no matter what). Look, the theme here is fine. Firey LEGO guys alone is passable, and them being figurative hotheads helps too. Add in the fact they got cucked out of the MC role by some g olden Potential Man, and you've got a decent pairing. LEGO not getting on the show would have been a crime, and it getting the first stop-motion fight makes perfect sense. Now, let's take a step back and look at the bigger picture. Half of the episodes this season have been filler, obvious stomps, and/or bombed in views (usually all 3). We're coming directly off Aang Vs. Aether being a top 5 biggest bomb in the show's history, and this i...

Omni-Man Feats Overall Conquered planets and wiped out their civilizations, sometimes by himself Became one of the most trusted officers in the Viltrumite Empire, "The Great Nolan" Infiltrated Earth without getting caught for 20 years Took down numerous threats to Earth that no-one else could Until revealing his true nature, he never lost a fight on Earth Couldn't be killed by anything on Earth, making him effectively  Became Emperor of Thraxa and later the Viltrumite Empire, reforming it for the better Killed numerous Viltrumites, including Thraxan hybrids Defeated Space Racer, Allen the Alien, the Guardians of the Globe, and Title Card  Invincible Sacrificed himself against Thragg, ensuring his son could defeat the tyrant and usher a brighter tomorrow by still being a tyrant Actually ended up a decent dad...eventually Strength "Blew up" the planet of Unopa with his division ( See Before the Verdict ) Casually lifted and flew through aircraft Threw a baseball a...