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Death Battle Prediction: The Sentry Vs. Superboy-Prime

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Ningen's Blog Without a Cause: See Meme Below Kinda crazy that Jane Victim here was blonde given the matchup. Saved me a lot of time in the editing room, that's for sure. Is the Matchup Good? One of the interesting facets of DB's meta-lore is how doing Goku Vs. Superman 3 times cucked a lot of seemingly obvious matchups. Classic pairings like Superman Vs. Hulk and Goku Vs. Sailor Moon which you'd think were inevitable are probably never happening. Instead, we get this show's equivalent of Fake Diesel and Razor Ramon with Hulk Vs. Doomsday and Beerus Vs. Sailor Galaxia (except, you know, not terrible). Among the many fights that'll never see the light of day is Superman Vs. The Sentry. Bob's certainly not Superman's go-to Marvel opponent, or even Thor, but he takes the Bronze for being Marvel's Superman ...well, ignoring all the earlier takes on that concept. But compared to Squadron Supreme Hyperion, Blue Marvel, Captain Marvel (pre-and-post Carol) ...

Slayed by Sunset: Homelander Vs. Makima - Weapons, Armor and Skills

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 Background Homelander I'm the Homelander. And I can do whatever the fuck I want. Be honest: you've imagined a world where superheroes are real. Whether it was a childhood daydream or your own novel, the idea of mundane reality being graced by those truly special can be intoxicating. It's nice to believe that those with great power will exercise it with great responsibility. But let's be real. If superheroes ever do exist, they won't come to save us from ourselves: that's just their brand's slogan. Their unique abilites won't manifest out of thin air; they'll be produced in a lab as the keys to true power. Buisness and government will swoop in and jockey for supremacy, with so-called heroes just puppets on strings. "Heroics" will follow contracts and the law (unless it's inconvienent), and they'll always be in service of an executive's agenda. For that reason, no "Supe" can be a true symbol of peace like your favorite ...

Slayed by Sunset: Homelander Vs. Makima - Introduction

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 Devilishly Diabolical                                                                                 (Credit to CallMeBlackout ) Homelander , Vought's most diabolical Supe and nemesis of The Boys . Makima , the Control Devil  and fangirl of Chainsaw Man . Cogito, ergo sum : I think, therefore I am. A truth we take for granted after our early years; those times where others must control us for survival. But what happens when someone is deemed truly "gifted"; fit to plug a hole and maintain control across society? Unwillingly molded into the iron fist of domination,  absolute power will corrupt absolutely. Don't let their squeaky-clean corporate facade fool you; these wolves in sheep's clothing will eliminate anything that doesn't fit t...