Death Battle Prediction: The Sentry Vs. Superboy-Prime
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Kinda crazy that Jane Victim here was blonde given the matchup. Saved me a lot of time in the editing room, that's for sure.
Is the Matchup Good?
One of the interesting facets of DB's meta-lore is how doing Goku Vs. Superman 3 times cucked a lot of seemingly obvious matchups. Classic pairings like Superman Vs. Hulk and Goku Vs. Sailor Moon which you'd think were inevitable are probably never happening. Instead, we get this show's equivalent of Fake Diesel and Razor Ramon with Hulk Vs. Doomsday and Beerus Vs. Sailor Galaxia (except, you know, not terrible).
Among the many fights that'll never see the light of day is Superman Vs. The Sentry. Bob's certainly not Superman's go-to Marvel opponent, or even Thor, but he takes the Bronze for being Marvel's Superman ...well, ignoring all the earlier takes on that concept.
But compared to Squadron Supreme Hyperion, Blue Marvel, Captain Marvel (pre-and-post Carol) and the rest, Sentry is clearly the best choice. Instead of being an obviously weaker Superman, he's one meant to be even more dangerous. Bob's got nearly all the Justice League's commonly-known powers in one, with the catch being he's a complete nutcase. Superman Vs. Sentry is a classic Brains Vs. Brawn battle, and in a more interesting way than Bruce and Thor.
But alas, you can't do every matchup for a character.
With Superman retiring after his complete burial of Goku, you'd think Sentry was left out to dry. Clark was the one opponent people wanted him to fight. But he wasn't truly gone: just batshit crazy.
See, from the 2010s on, most people know Superboy from Young Justice or his part in the Tim Drake shipping wars. But up until the '90s, "Superboy" almost always meant Clark Kent, either in the past or, more commonly, from an alternate universe. One of them was from Earth-Prime, a fun concept where the world is normal aside from Clark suddenly getting superpowers.
It got dusted almost immediately after being introduced. Why? Well, the year 1985 should clue you in unless you're a comic book white belt.
Superboy died sacrificing himself to try and stop the Anti-Monitor in Crisis on Infinite Earths. Don't worry, this is comics, he came back in an event storyline. God forbid the multiverse's destruction kill people.
2005's Infinite Crisis revealed he'd been trapped in another dimension (yes, DC couldn't even go 3 years without copying this for Barry's revival in Final Crisis), where he could conveniently view the Post-Crisis reality. Going crazy and being manipulated by Earth-3 Lex Luthor's son (trust me, I'm giving you the abridged version), he busts out, getting uber-powerful and causing mayhem.
I think you get the theme by now. We've got another evil Superman battle on our hands, but instead of them coming from third party publishers and trying to conquer the world, they're lunatics more OP than actual Superman (ostensibly, anyway).
Like Omni-Man and very much not akin to Homelander, Bob and Clark do change for the better, getting more...not murder-happy. You can add that and editorial not knowing what to do with either to the rap sheet.
It should be obvious at this point, but this is a great choice. Not just for a very cohesive and engaging theme, but timing. Sentry and Superboy got major comic runs this year, the former's coming off a movie last year, and a new, hopefully not-terrible Supergirl movie premieres in a few days. Talk about brand synergy!
Aside from the more specific stuff, this is our first Marvel Vs. DC matchup in nearly 3 years. Coming from the perspective of someone who never really tired on the pairing, the break was much-needed. It certainly wasn't planned to be this long given DB's shutdown, but I'm confident we would have had one anyway, just not this long.
With Marvel and DC repeatedly shooting their Cinematic Universes in the foot, the episodes weren't consistent money-makers like before. It's no surprise DB's gotten more success with pairing them against other series...and actually having the others win sometimes. Aside from views, the fanbase which (understandably) got sick of either series has been way more excited for them since Ghost Rider Vs. Spawn. Just compare the reception this one's getting to our last MvDC. J'onn Vs. Norrin was so clowned on DB revealed the next episode before it came out.
I'm not expecting a B-lister matchup to get that many eyes, but it's an easy lay-up for a good episode. For reasons I'll get too soon, the visuals in particular could really blow us away.
Enough Talk on the History, Who Wins?
High-level Marvel Vs. DC usually goes the latter's way, and that's when both characters are on the same general tier narratively. Despite Sentry being a powerhouse, you might be surprised to hear that he's not quite a top-level herald. Bob's never fought the likes of Thor or Hulk truly going all-out, and his teambuster showings are limited. I don't want to downplay the guy, but when your tapping out against Green Scar Hulk, buffed Superman is going to be a big problem.
In Infinite Crisis alone, Superboy-Prime ran the gauntlet against some of DC's heaviest (non-abstract) hitters. That includes fighting, outspeeding and even one-shotting Power Girl (though that last one was with a sucker punch), whose a fairly consistent rival to Supergirl, Black Adam and Wonder Woman. He then goes on to face multiple other Kryptonians, three Flashes at once, the entire Green Lantern corps, and more. All in one event. That includes outspeeding numerous big-players like the aforementioned Power Girl, Martian Manhunter, and dual Death Battle golden boys Hal Jordan and big S himself.
These are things Sentry simply can't do, even assuming the stats for everyone involved lined up similar. God forbid you include Snyder Slop for Clark and scale him to The Source based on Death Metal.
For Bob to win, he has to rely on knowledge and abilities. Luckily for him, things do improve here.
Wall of Text Vs. Punch Good
Both have the typical Superman expy kit, but remember how I said Sentry's got that-and-then some? That includes manipulating matter on the molecular level, regenerating from subatomic destruction, numerous layers of telepathic assault and defense, a lot of energy absorbption, possession, reaping souls, warping reality, sucking all sorts of energy and life from people...trust me, there's more to say. The Sentry's real strength amongst Marvel's heavy-hitters is that his powers provide immense defensive security and numerous ways to bypass durability.
Kal is...comparatively limited. Aside from what you'd expect a Superman to have, his most unique powers are a super scream, absorbing magic, punching so hard he retcons reality...you know, Little League stuff.
Yeah, that last one is a doozy. Superboy can rewrite the entire multiverse with his fan-dubbed "Retcon Punch". If you thought Jason Todd came back to life from just the Lazarus Pit, guess again; Superboy's temper tantrum smashing into our reality did that.
For a long while, he couldn't really control what got retconned, but these days it seems like he's got decent proficiency. The most obvious application is just rewriting people however he wants, but it extends to traversing and affecting all of space-time (including Hypertime, and we'd be here all week getting into the specifics there), or bending the "plot" in general. Scott Snyder's recent nonsense led to him becoming Gwenpool; he's got 4th wall powers. That includes canonically crossing over into Marvel's reality and having plenty of knowledge on it.
So, where does that leave us? In-terms of offense, I've still got to give the edge to Sentry. That might seem weird given how busted Clark's gimmick is, but it still requires a punch. Sentry can mind-scramble you just by thinking, or attack from multiple angles with more dedicated ranged options. When both fighters have crazy hax, the one who can land it first is in a better spot, potency be damned.
Seems like a classic quick-draw in his favor...until you look at defense. Again, that's perplexing at first blush. The Superman collection includes solid regeneration, but not subatomic repair. And...yeah, strictly looking at how they handle blunt force, Sentry's got the edge. But brute-forcing estoeric powers is a Superman classic, and enough digging will show you that all those absurd abilities Sentry has are ones Kryptonians have shrugged off.
I could go in-depth on examples, but I've only got so much time in the day. By comparison, The Sentry's been retconned by reality warping multiple times. Add in the stat gap, and there's not much Bob can do.
But Who Will Win?
For over a month, I was really unsure here. I've made it clear that a well-reasoned conclusion has Kal win this, but a Bob victory fits the DB formula way more, especially for a Marvel Vs. DC episode. The usual equal stats slop is one thing, but more importantly, characters who rely on one specific move or item to win almost never do. Between Makima's Control, Unicron's Dark Energon, Giorno's Return to Zero and more, the team doesn't like one cheese tactic nabbing a win. More relevant to this matchup are instances like Martian Manhunter's telepathy being ruled out in-favor of Silver Surfer's versatility, or Batman's one suit losing to Iron Man's many.
This was true even before the category nonsense made conclusions way more narrative-driven; Sentry's sure to win the inevitable Experience/Skill category just off having more fights. Versatility's another easy one to give him. What's Prime going to get aside from...I don't know, Trump Cards?
At the same time, we have the meta factor to consider. DC hasn't gotten a win in over 3 years, and they're 1-2 against Marvel in the most recent fights. The 1 win is Phoenix Vs. Raven, an episode retconned 2 episodes later. Add in Ben 10 Vs. Green Lantern 2 last-year, and DC's starving for a victory.
But the same can be said for Marvel. Barring the admittedly huge win over Godzilla by Hulk and no-one else 2025 was a rough year. Blade lost to Buffy in a huge upset, Miles got screwed over so bad Deku's entire identity on the Internet changed, and Ghost Rider couldn't kill Spawn despite being infinitely more powerful...somehow.
We also have to consider that Death Battle likes twist booking, and casuals don't know about Primetime. Him losing would be a big swerve, but not to the DB community. It's the opposite story there: most are rightfully betting on Prime. Could this be a Black Adam Vs. ApOCalypse situation?
Well, after a lot of deliberation...I think that The Formula™️is just a bit too in Sentry's favo-
That pretty much settles it. We know much of G1 is a sockpuppet for the research team, so with a gap that big, there's no way Prime doesn't win. Credit to them for not buying into the equal stats nonsense and recognizing Superboy just scales higher.
If you're wondering about the arguments for Sentry resisting the Retcon Punch...just go read the blog. Prime affecting Hypertime is overkill for any of them.
But Ningen, They Called Superboy a Chud in the Previe-
Oh come on. You know they're going to end his analysis with the recent hopecore stuff.
Final Thoughts
I'm very confident on this one, both for the outcome and a stunning fight. Sentry's absurd range of abilities versus reality shattering around him is...well, a lot of his comics, and those have looked great. They'll be using Marvel Vs. Capcom sprite edits too; high-quality stuff, with little need for jankalicious puppet-rigging (I hope).
Even if the analyses shit the bed, we should be getting another much-needed win for this season.
...I also said this for Gru Vs. Megamind. But hey, Yuji Vs. Denji actually turned out pretty good, so maybe this one will too?
...Pretty please?
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